I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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