I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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