I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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