I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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