toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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