You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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