he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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