sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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