I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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