try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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