I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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