If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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