he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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