Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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