I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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