My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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