I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
porn star boner night. come get it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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