do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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