What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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