would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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