There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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