can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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