Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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