Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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