I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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