Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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