Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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