Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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