Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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