So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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