your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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