whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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