I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
wow bdsm is so cute
Randomize