SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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