So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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