I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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