Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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