You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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