Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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