Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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