yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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