i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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