Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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