i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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