Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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