I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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