That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Why did my mother make you get naked?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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