ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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