if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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