I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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