Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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