the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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