There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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