your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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