The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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