idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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