I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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